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Deputy Dawg is annoyed at the tourists that are frequenting the area
but Sheriff wants them to spend money here. DD wants to put a speed trap at 2
m.p.h. to catch tourists and fine them. The Sheriff is not happy about this and
proposes the construction of a regular tourist attraction - a chair lift to
take them to top of Outlook Mountain. DD, however, is afraid of heights. You
can see five states from the top states the Sheriff. DD gets dizzy just
standing up. DD reluctantly goes along and heads off to the the tool shed and
begins walking to the mountain. On the way he passes Muskie and Vince who are
busy sleeping whilst fishing. To their surprise DD ignores them. This makes
them suspicious and are keen to find out what exactly DD is doing. It's a
secret DD says. They, however, are intrigued and so want to help. As usual
things do not go according to plan and DD ends up being the tourist attraction
himself as the chair idea doesn't go exactly to plan.

DD is driving along in the Sheriff's car and he offers Muskie a
lift. As they are driving along they hear strange sounds over head. Then a
flying saucer appears . They are almost run off the road by the spaceship and
so stop and hide behind a rock. The alien likes the Sheriff's car but DD is not
about to lose it. The alien offers DD his own ship in exchange.


DD receives information about an escaped duck wanted from Long
Island after if escaped from a farm. DD is to arrest the duck and ship him back
home. Muskie and Vince find the duck and help to evade capture by painting him
green. DD does not really want to send him back and so ignores the new duck
although he knows who it really is.

Muskie and Vince are walking around when they notice the tool shed
on fire. They inform DD but due to his bungling of getting water, the shed
burns to the ground and Sheriff is not too pleased. He orders DD to sort out
fire practising using 80 year old equipment. A business man appears who
recognises the old fire engine and wants to buy it exchange for a new modern
fire engine. As usual poor DD ends up ruining everything.
The Sheriff believes DD to be overweight and so weighs
DD. He is indeed overweight especially after breaking weighing machine. He is
ordered to lose ten pounds of that blubber or he is fired. Muskie and Vince
overhear this. They thus decide to raid the hen house for some delicious eggs.
DD is way ahead of them and intercepts them. He may be fat but he is a smart
lawman. They decide to help him lose weight whilst helping themselves to the
eggs. He chases them back to Muskie's house. They again help him whilst helping
themselves, this time to water melons. Again DD catches them. Whilst doing all
the chasing he slowly but surely loses weight much to the satisfaction of the
Sheriff. Muskie and Vince are not too pleased though when they realise that
they have inadvertently helped him lose the weight.


Muskie and Alligator are fishing lazily in the swamp.
Vince arrives anxiously trying to find Muskie. Vince has some important
information for Muskie as he has just seen the Sheriff putting up signs saying
Muskrat hunting season begins today. Muskie is alarmed and all three are soon
running when the bullets start flying. Muskie hides out at home and disguises
himself as a raccoon. DD comes to look for him to warn him but in doing so
gives the game away to the hunters. All's well that ends well though as the
hunter and his dog end up spending 30 days in jail.

Above right - one of the rare occasions when Vince is captured with his eyes open


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